I got this from Edith and thought it was very funny, and also so childlike. This is how children see friendship;

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have…

8. When you fall, I’ll pick you up and dust you off– After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath… I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask; — because you are my FRIEND!